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Is there some kind of contest going on between cheese in my fridge to see which package can go bad first? I'm starting to think maybe cheese is conscious, and goes bad on purpose so that its life will be saved when I toss it into the garbage. Of course, cheese knows better in my parents house. If cheese goes bad there, it doesn't get thrown out. Oh, no. My dad cuts off the absolute minimum part of that hunk that he can get away with. ĦAnd he works for a cheese company, so he gets cheese for like $4 a ton! In that house, cheese doesn't bother going bad, because it figures it's going to get eaten anyways, so it might as well smell good.
Wow, those BMX bikers sure are impressive. Yep, those 30-year-olds riding bikes built for ten year olds sure do impress me. Seriously, how is this possibly televised? These are grown men riding bikes. And before you try to tell me about how much more money they make than me, I'll paraphrase a standup comedian I saw once who responded to that (about professional bowlers) with "so does a butt doctor, but I don't wanna do that either."
Posted by mill1991 at September 3, 2004 08:14 PM