Hotel heiresses
Was Paris Hilton named that because that's where she was conceived? If thats the case, I've got some illegitmate children spread across the midwest with some awful names. For example, "Sheboygan Super Eight" is now six years old and starting first grade. "Beaver Dam Beaver Motel" is a four year old who loves pizza and wants to be a farmer when he grows up. And they're as big in their hometowns as Paris Hilton is in the rest of the world. My daughter "Spread Eagle Lodge at Rivers Edge" carries around a little pet in her bag, except instead of a chihuahua in a Prada bag, it's a muskrat in a plastic Roundy's bag. Same basic deal, though.
Posted by mill1991 at September 17, 2004 09:14 AM