September 16, 2004

Sidewalkin'

Walking down the sidewalk today, someone walking towards me said, "Hey, sexy!" Maybe naively, I replied, "Hey, what's up?" Maybe I should've figured this out since this person was a stranger, but it turns out there was a sexy person walking closely behind me who was the actual target of the original question. What can I say, hindsight is 20/20.

Now feeling slightly discouraged, I continued on until I saw someone standing in the grass in front of the union holding a clipboard. "Care to take a survey?" she asked. Hoping to lift my spirits, I asked, "Is it a survey about how sexy I am?" It turns out it was not at all about how sexy I am, so again I was discouraged. Then I saw a bird fly into a window and I felt much better.

Then, at the student union, I saw the CASH table. "Sell your soul for an oreo?" they asked. "I'd sell my soul for a piece of gum right now," I replied. Well, apparently there isn't a single atheist on this campus with a piece of gum, so my mouth went un-freshified. Posted by mill1991 at September 16, 2004 01:35 PM

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