October 12, 2004

Packers game

I originally intended to keep track of stupid things that John Madden said during the Packer game on Monday night and mocking them, but I have decided not to for two reasons:
  1. It is way too easy - I could delegate this to some of my proteges.
  2. The Packers game was extremely painful to watch, so I missed some of it.

Instead, I have compiled a list of things that are less painful than watching the 2004 Packers.

  • Jabbing myself in the eye repeatedly with my thumbs (this is what I actually did during the game).
  • When you are rinsing your face in the shower and someone downstairs flushes the toilet, causing scalding hot water to rain down on your face.
  • Remembering at 11:30 PM that you decided to wash your bedsheets tonight, but haven't put them in the dryer yet, and you have to stay up and wait until they are done.
  • That dream you have every finals week that you've been signed up for a class all semester that you forgot about, and now you're going to fail it.
  • Getting hit over the head by a shovel-wielding eskimo.
  • Penis cancer.
Posted by mill1991 at October 12, 2004 9:33 AM