Broken Wing

Visitors from another time

I have done it. I have found evidence that time travel is possible, and that it occurs. Recently, some overwhelming proof has fallen into my lap that there are time travelers among us coming from the past into our glittering future of flying cars and disembodied voices coming out of everything.

The evidence I am talking about is a woman in one of my classes. She is about my age, but she looks like was the second choice for the lead female role in Weird Science. If that reference slipped by you, she looks like a fully-clothed model from a Warrant video. If you're still 0 for 2, she looks like she walked into the salon and said, "Give me Kathy Ireland circa 1985."

Since I've discovered this one time traveler, it has dawned on me that there is someone like this in most classes I've taken. I don't know why all these 1980s decade hoppers are traveling to the year 2004 to take computer science classes, but I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Do they believe that 21st century technology will enable them to have bangs that are higher, stronger, poofier? Are they searching for new acid washing techniques? Do they simply want to learn which of the Cories has become a bigger megastar? Posted by mill1991 at October 28, 2004 10:22 AM | TrackBack