November 08, 2004

Crabby asshole

Okay I'm sick so I'm about to launch some crabby. There is a guy in one of my classes, and I have deduced every thought that is running through his head at all times. It is: "I love tucking in my shirt. It's my favorite thing." For some reason it really bothers me that his shirt is so neatly tucked in. If he were doing the pre-date interview for Blind Date, and they asked him what he liked to do, he would say "I like to tuck in my shirt." The quality of the tuck is so great that there is no other conclusion to draw besides that tucking in his shirt is the highest priority in his life. If he were captured by an evil villain who wanted to kill him in a complicated fashion, the perfect trap would be one which requires him to untuck his shirt in order to gain access to oxygen. It would be fun to watch, but unfortunately I already know the conclusion: He would suffocate to death before he would dare untuck his precious shirt. Posted by mill1991 at November 8, 2004 10:55 AM | TrackBack
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"He would suffocate to death before he would dare untuck his precious shirt."

No I wouldn't. I would just untuck the outer layer.

Posted by: Epistaxis at November 8, 2004 04:59 PM

No - Joe - I realize you tuck your shirt in regularly. But this guy makes you look like an untucked Umberto.

Posted by: Tim at November 8, 2004 07:17 PM

Who cares tuck in your shirt whenever you want I tuck my shirt in Everyday Day and night i even tuck my jacket in and noone cares noone calls me a nerd because im not

Posted by: Josh at October 15, 2005 09:01 AM
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