November 24, 2004

I am so very thankful

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I have made a list of things that I am thankful for.
  • I am thankful that I am a man. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure being a woman has some advantages, but I'll take the ability to pee standing up and the relatively uncomplicated genitals, thank you very much.
  • I'm thankful that I am so amazingly handsome (at least, according to my mother and the ladies at her church).
  • I am thankful for the UThink blogging system, which allows my whining, ranting, and coarse sense of humor to be shared with anyone who bothers looking.
  • I am thankful that Turkey Bowl III is fast approaching, and I will get to spend one last day in a drunken haze before my social life is officially put on hold for a month.
  • Finally, I am thankful for the gods on Mount Olympus, who have clearly blessed the United States and my family, and hopefully our leaders will come to realize that our reverence for these gods and their ideals should be key to our nation's foreign policy.
Posted by mill1991 at November 24, 2004 11:39 AM | TrackBack
Comments

That last one is priceless. Funny how simply changing the names of the characters in a commonly held belief makes the belief seem strangely ludicrous.

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2004 11:57 AM
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