November 30, 2004

Half-jogger guy

Today's entry in people who annoy me: Half-jogger guy. You think you're so helpful. When I approach the crosswalk at Rainbow in my car, you'll try to make it look like you're really hurrying across. You'll pick up your feet a little higher, pump your arms in an exaggerated fashion while tilting your back slightly backwards, and turn your face to me in a pained expression to let me know you're really putting in quite an effort. Well, too bad, half-jogger guy, I'm not buying it, and nobody else is either. Posted by mill1991 at November 30, 2004 09:06 PM | TrackBack
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I had to be Half-Jogger Guy this morning when my bus pulled up while I was still on my way to the stop. I had to do that half-jog to let the driver know that his was the bus I wanted. However, I wasn't far enough away to warrant an all-out run. (Which I don't really do, anyway. Run, that is.)

I felt dumb, but I didn't miss my bus.

Posted by: Kaitlin at December 2, 2004 03:00 PM

i hate people like that to, the last time i was in San Francisco, just the other day... a guy was doing that to me, but he was really mocking me... going really slow. I start reving my 8v emxome wich is hella loud and he ran like a pussy!

Posted by: Jono at September 8, 2005 05:00 PM
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