Linzes greatest hits
In honor of Linz visiting the Twin Cities, I have put together a collection of his greatest moments.
- In our senior year (high school) math class, Linz was called on and somehow got started telling a story about what he had done the previous weekend with his friends. Except what he was saying was actually the storyline from "I know what you did last summer." It started with "Me and a bunch of friends were driving through the mountains, and we had been drinking," and it ends with someone being killed by his car. Yet Doodles (our teacher) let him go on for what seemed like five minutes, not figuring out what was going on.
- One weekend in Madison me and Linz got back to his place and ate some pizza. Then, he got a booty call of sorts where he had to go pick some girl up. So I crashed in his bed while he was gone. When I woke up, I was in bed with Linz and a red-headed girl in between us. Apparently she was trying to make out with him in the bed while I was sleeping.
- Me, getting ready to pass out in Linz and Joynt's dorm room with about 10 other people: "Is it alright if I just put my wallet and keys and everything right in one place on your desk?"
Linz: "No, you have to scatter it all around the room."
- Linz: "You should program a robot to love you, and then don't love it back, so that it's forced to masturbate."
- Linz: "Miller and I need practice talking shit about as much as Reuter needs to practice smoking pot."
- Linz: "When you are programming the robot, do you program it to think that you're really cool?"
Me: "No, that behavior just emerged naturally."
- Me: "I'm thinking of taking up skateboarding."
Linz: "If you take up skateboarding, I'll take up not being your friend."
Posted by mill1991 at December 17, 2004 12:46 PM
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