My record on resolutions
It's getting to be that time of year when I have to start thinking about making New Year's resolutions for next year. Before I do that, however, I'd like to take a look back at some resolutions I made last year to score myself. Without further ado:
- Have sex with a super model.
I came close on this one. She wasn't a super model, just a regular model. And I didn't have sex with her. Maybe next year.
- Don't lose or gain any weight
Alright! Nailed this one. Unfortunately all of my body mass did go from lean muscle to neck fat.
- Stop procrastinating so much
The very existence of this post, indeed this very blog, is incontrovertible proof that I did not keep this resolution. My use of the word "incontrovertible" is incontrovertible proof that I keep a thesaurus next to my computer.
Posted by mill1991 at December 27, 2004 10:18 PM