December 27, 2004

My record on resolutions

It's getting to be that time of year when I have to start thinking about making New Year's resolutions for next year. Before I do that, however, I'd like to take a look back at some resolutions I made last year to score myself. Without further ado:
  1. Have sex with a super model.
  2. I came close on this one. She wasn't a super model, just a regular model. And I didn't have sex with her. Maybe next year.
  3. Don't lose or gain any weight
  4. Alright! Nailed this one. Unfortunately all of my body mass did go from lean muscle to neck fat.
  5. Stop procrastinating so much
  6. The very existence of this post, indeed this very blog, is incontrovertible proof that I did not keep this resolution. My use of the word "incontrovertible" is incontrovertible proof that I keep a thesaurus next to my computer. Posted by mill1991 at December 27, 2004 10:18 PM | TrackBack
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