January 11, 2005

Mr. Blackwell releases best and worst dressed list; world improves

In an announcement I know you were all anticipating with glee, Mr. Blackwell released his list of the best and worst dressed of 2004. In case you don't know who Mr. Blackwell is, you're in good company. Here is a sample of one of his witty barbs, directed at Nicollette Sherdan:
In barely-there bombs, she's a taste-free pain. Let's crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane.
Oooh, that sounds like fun. Let me try: "In homo-snobbery fashion critique, his pithy remarks are biting. In a just world, one would be imprisoned for such terrible writing." Posted by mill1991 at January 11, 2005 04:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Time for you to give up the talking car gig Tim. I think your future lies in giving these homo-snobs a taste of their own bitter medicine. I bet there's money in it.

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2005 05:24 PM
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