February 18, 2005

Like Barry Bonds, in a way

If making an ass out of oneself were a professional sport, I would be accused of using performance-enhancing substances. Posted by mill1991 at February 18, 2005 02:20 PM | TrackBack
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I gave up using such performance enhancing substances 2 years ago, and I still manage to excel at making an ass of myself. Just goes to show there's no substitute for real talent.
Jim (professional self-ass maker)

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2005 08:35 PM
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