You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she responds to teasing. There are many different response types, all of which are very revealing. Some women like to stick to one response type, while others like to switch between them like they are brands of laundry detergent in that great laundry cycle called life. Here are a few examples:
Secretly Crushed Type
Description: This girl responds well outwardly, but is inwardly unable to withstand any type of suggestion that she is less than perfect.
Example:
You: Are you sure you want to go into Abercrombie? After that hoagie you just inhaled, maybe we should just go straight to Deb Plus.
Her (outloud): Ha, ha, yeah I sure did. (Gamely makes cookie-monster noises to simulate how she ate).
Her (inwardly): (Violent sobbing)
The Instant Revenge Type
Description: This girl refuses to be insulted, and will instantly retaliate, assuming you were trying to be insulting rather than just friendly or flirtatious. Even the most light-hearted teasing is taken as a vicious personal assault.
Example:
You: That was quite a sneeze! Shall I alert the paramedics?
Her: Your pants are too tight and you reek like curry.
Unshakable Type
Description: This is the best type, because not only does she laugh it off, but she'll often respond with much funnier insults, leading to an entertaining back and forth interplay.
Example:
Her: Do you think I'm hotter than Summer on the OC?
You: Oh, definitely. Wait, you said fatter, right?
Her: No, I said your mom is a huge slut.
You: Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Have you been drinking?
Her: Well, that's possible, but on the other hand your mom does sleep around quite a bit.