May 16, 2005

A subjective ranking of the offensiveness of curse words

I have a pretty good idea of what the worst swear words are, and the order, but I wonder if they are the same for everybody else. Here is my list, in order of most offensive to least offensive. Feel free to make any additions or changes in the comments.
  1. The c-word
  2. Fuck
  3. Shit
  4. Ass
  5. Bitch
  6. Damn
  7. Hell
Posted by mill1991 at May 16, 2005 10:39 AM | TrackBack
Comments

What about that good old British empire standby "bloody". It could go between 3 and 4. Though bitch is more offensive than ass, imho.

Posted by: Evan at May 16, 2005 1:27 PM

I like that the first on the list is so offensive you can't even type it out ;) Otherwise, I mostly agree, but I would switch #2 & #3.

Posted by: Jenny at May 16, 2005 2:02 PM

I agree that bitch and ass could be switched. Part of the uncertainty might be due to the fact that bitch has a few different senses, some more offensive than others. Also, I only recently realized that "bloody" was somewhat equivalent to more common American curses. I think that's because the only context I really ever heard the word "bloody" used is British comedy, and not when someone was genuinely upset. It is interesting to see where somebody with a bit more knowledge of such things places it on the offensive-o-meter. Also, I realized there is a male version of the c-word that is also quite offensive, maybe right below number 3.

Posted by: Tim at May 16, 2005 4:25 PM

Interesting to see this. A group of friends were having this discussion a number of weeks ago. We came to the conclusion the the word "CUNT" is only offensive in the United States. Why is that? We talked about how the word is utilized and expressed in other cuntries (oops) such as Britain. So after concluding that this really was just a case of a society and its perception of the word, we decided to run the argument past a number of different groups. We found that open-minded and free-thinking individuals (both men and women) are eager to accept the word as intended. Not as something vulgar and deplorable, but rather a friendly gesture of sarcasm and rancor. So start using the word and let our people know that CUNT isn't really a bad thing.

Posted by: Paul at June 3, 2005 1:25 PM

Nice list. I am with ya guys school of thought on the rankings.

BUT

where are the beautiful-most words like Bstrd, mthrfkr, gone? or am I missing something - is this a "sober - but a little spoiled" pussy discussion or you guys really forgot the best jewels.

Posted by: nextPaul at July 3, 2005 8:34 PM

Oh, I guess I don't really consider bastard that bad - but I mostly just forgot it, so thanks for reminding me. I'd probably place it either right above or below damn. As far as motherfucker, I didn't include every possible derivative form, only base curse words, as a linguist might call them. Otherwise, the #1 would have to be something like Cunty McShitFuck

Posted by: Tim M at July 6, 2005 10:59 PM

CUNT.......CUNT.......CUNT you are all CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!! @$$holes

Posted by: jane at December 9, 2005 3:06 PM