"Condoms have a 99% success rate when used carefully, and an 82% success rate when used carelessly."
"See, what does that mean, 'carelessly'? Like if you forget to run it through the dishwasher between uses?"
(For the record, I made up these numbers because I couldn't remember the actual ones)
Posted by mill1991 at October 9, 2005 10:10 PM