October 23, 2005

Unsolicited memos

Memo to the guy wearing an "Alaska" baseball cap and an "Alaska" sweatshirt: I get it, you live in Alaska. It's really not that big of a deal. I would be very impressed if it were, say, 1850. What happened, did you forget your "Alaska" armbands back in your dogsled?

Memo to Abercrombie and Fitch: Your store smells like date rape. Taking one trip through that store with an atmosphere of 50% nitrogen, 15% oxygen, and 35% "Woods" cologne leaves me smelling stronger than if I just wiped my ass with a fraternity member's polo shirt.

Posted by mill1991 at October 23, 2005 5:36 PM | TrackBack

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Memo to students: Why do some of you highlight almost everything in your textbook? Just highlight was isn't important and you will save millions of dollars in highlighters.

Posted by: F. Lee Bailey at October 25, 2005 6:55 PM

Ooh, ooh, my turn!

Memo to students: Why do some of you copy down word-for-word everything the professor writes on the board or has in her slides, but not a trace of what she's actually saying aloud?

Posted by: JWF at October 27, 2005 8:45 AM