This shampoo bottle looks like it was raped by a rabid grizzly bear! or How to tell if my sister has used your shower products
I went home over Christmas break and had to use the same shower as my beloved sister. While there, it became obvious that she was using my shower gel. In case you are wondering if maybe my sister is using
your shower gel, here are some tell tale signs:
- The lid will be off the bottle. Not only will it be off, but it will have seemingly been flung off with maximum distaste, as if she was making an effort to break the world's record for shortest shower and could not be bothered to open the lid like someone who wasn't a raging cougar.
- There will be gunk all over the lid and the hole where the product is supposed to come out. To look on the bright side, you won't be needing to use that hole for a while, as you can get enough gel for a fortnight of showers just by using the gunk accruing on the top of the bottle.
- The bottle will be half full of water. Due to the aforementioned lid being off, water from all recent showers will have gone into the bottle, as if it was funneled directly in there by someone whose hatred of my shower products is so pure it makes Al Qaeda's attitude towards the West look like mild annoyance. Out of frustration, you will give the bottle a really good squeeze to get the seeming gallons of water out, only to squeeze too hard and end up with a humongous pile of gel on nature's lather builder.
- The bottle will be completely empty in three days. I don't know what she is doing with such high volumes of shower gel. Maybe, because it has such a pleasant aroma, she thinks it will also be delicious and is drinking it. That might explain why she was really really wasted with terrific breath.
So these are some ways you can tell if my sister is using your shower products, or if your shower has been devastated by a tropical storm of category 4 or higher. How can you prevent this from occurring? One way is to put Mr. Ick stickers on all your products - this should at least prevent her from drinking them. Other than that, you're on your own.
Posted by mill1991 at January 4, 2006 07:32 PM
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