Broken Wing

Is this a joke version of Star Wars Episode III?

I think Netflix might have accidentally sent me the parody version of Star Wars Episode III. In this version, there are like 1000 scenes that are 30 seconds each, and in between every one is some sort of ridiculous transition, like the blinds flipping over, or a bunch of tiles turning over, or some other nonsense. It's like they used computers from the 22nd century to create the backgrounds and effects for all the scenes, and then they ran out of money and had to use Fisher Price's My First Filmmaker in order to cover all the transitions. And the dialogue! And the acting! This is the only one of the three prequels that got decent reviews, and it completely blows! That's why I think I got a joke version. There must be a real version where there is an explanation for why there is a military command code for "Execute the Jedi who is your superior commander," where Natalie Portman is playing a princess and not a semi-retarded person, and where there is some reason for Anakin Skywalker to become Darth Vader other than that he's kind of a dick. Posted by mill1991 at January 29, 2006 11:01 PM | TrackBack