February 20, 2006

Clothing review: USA boxer shorts

Today, I will review a clothing item, American flag boxer shorts.

Pros:

  • What better way to profess your love for this great country than to wear its symbol as close to your genitals as possible?
  • At 4th of July celebrations, one can show up everyone else by wearing tearaway pants over your USA manties, and at the perfect moment, jumping out into the middle of the crowd, and tearing off your pants to reveal your patriotism in underpants form.
Cons:
  • Not allowed to let them touch the ground - this can really kill the moment if you are tearing off clothing in the heat of passion.
  • You need to get a Boy Scout to help you fold them into that nice triangle shape every time you are done laundering them.
Posted by mill1991 at February 20, 2006 6:00 AM | TrackBack
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