Broken Wing

A great idea for a touching romantic comedy film

I am not a movie executive by profession. I could be, though, since I look down on the common man and I also wear expensive suits with slicked back hair. That is, my hair is slicked back, not that I have back hair that I keep slicked. Although if I did have back hair, rest assured I would slick it. But I digress. The point is that I still have great movie ideas, even though I'm not a fancy high-paid movie executive. I am just a regular guy who does cocaine off of regular mirrors, not off of some high-priced prostitute's fake breasts.
Here is my idea:

The title is "Must Hate Dogs". Its about a guy who has all kinds of trouble finding a mate, and hates dogs, and also about a woman whose husband died and is looking to start dating again, and she is kind of undecided about dogs. So, being pathetic lonely losers, they both start using personal ads. Except the guy puts in every ad, "Must hate dogs", because that's important to him. One time, though, that part gets cut off of his ad by a dog that is running by and chews on the truckstop singles magazine he had advertised in ("Lonely Road" is one possible title for the prop magazine) . Oh yeah, he's also a gay trucker. With the dog hating removed, his ad is very appealing, because he is very fit and does not have any STDs. So he meets like a bunch of guys because now his ad doesn't offend other gay truckers who do like dogs. And he realizes that it didn't really matter, because truckers can't have dogs with them anyways.

So, that is the basic outline of the plot. Somewhere in there, there has to be a dating montage where he goes out on a bunch of dates to truckstop bathrooms with other gay truckers, set to music like "It's Raining Men" and "YMCA". At the end of the movie, viewers will be overcome with emotion, but also puzzled about why there was a woman at the beginning. There are two reasons for her. First, it causes a twist in the plot that will leave the audience excited to see what will happen next!!?? Second, at the end, after the gay trucker plot thread seems resolved, the camera will zoom in on the woman, and you will see that her eye is an electronic device, so that she is a robot, and she is holding a sniper rifle outside the gay trucker's house. And that's the end of the movie! (There's going to be a sequel) Posted by mill1991 at March 12, 2006 10:12 PM | TrackBack