The Thrilling Conclusion to "The Laundry Room Bandit"
"But," said Tim, "If the Laundry Room Bandit is stealing everyones clothing but mine, then the Laundry Room Bandit must be...," BANG! Just as he was coming to his regretful discovery, he was shot through the gut from behind. Onlookers peered through the gaping hole in Tim's torso at the real Laundry Room Bandit, some guy named Dave.