http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/ I am unflappable. I cannot be flapped. en-us 2008-02-27T13:39:17-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/113771.html Attention ESPN, Sports Illustrated, all other sports reporting outfits, all professional sports leagues, and news organizations: I do not care if an athlete is caught possessing marijuana anymore. I know that professional athletes like to smoke marijuana. I don't care.... mill1991 2008-02-27T13:39:17-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/106963.html Time to play a fun game of "How would you respond to this hypothetical situation?" This time period's situation is the following: You return to your locker at the gym after a shower, only to realize that you forgot to... mill1991 2008-01-31T22:56:04-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/105221.html "Hey Diana. What's with the winter coat?" "I'm cold." "Cold? It's like 75 in here. And you're sweating! Besides, yesterday it was exactly the same and you wore that tiny little dress." "Well, you better run home, it looks like... mill1991 2008-01-25T09:28:35-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/105076.html The quote "May you live in interesting times" is sometimes referred to as a (translated) Chinese proverb or curse. An alternate version of this curse could be "May you be inspired by your politicians' speeches." All throughout my life I've... mill1991 2008-01-24T12:17:17-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/105038.html I got off the bus and started walking the last few blocks home. On my way, I noticed that it would be shorter if I cut through the rec center basketball courts, so I went in the side door. As... mill1991 2008-01-24T09:54:40-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/104413.html I think everybody my age has tried at some point in their youth those distorted lenses that you put over your eyes to simulate drunkenness. I have vague memories of trying them at a museum, or in a high school... mill1991 2008-01-21T14:07:41-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/103301.html As most of you know, I am an aspiring hip-hop artist, and have been working on my album for quite some time now. Well, the time is here that I can announce several of the tracks on my upcoming album,... mill1991 2008-01-14T12:38:32-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/103618.html So, the new year is upon us, and I still haven't done any traditional posts wrapping up the year 2007. Everyone knows that the position of the earth relative to the sun last week was the exact best position for... mill1991 2008-01-07T21:22:18-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/103338.html If you stop to objectively consider the reasoning behind celebrating yearly holdays, it seems pretty silly. Birthdays for example: If you think in terms of how this thing we're celebrating is connected to the real world, it sounds like something... mill1991 2008-01-01T13:42:56-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/102981.html These things practically graph themselves.... Hip hop graphs mill1991 2007-12-19T14:58:46-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/102954.html This one goes out to Linz Boozer. (For the inspiration, and lots of good hip hop graphs, see this wonderful page.... Hip hop graphs mill1991 2007-12-19T11:55:06-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/101476.html Video proof, from the Green Bay Packers and the Make a Wish Foundation.... Sports mill1991 2007-12-07T18:18:17-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/100896.html A t-shirt with this logo: (Found at Boing Boing)... mill1991 2007-12-03T15:36:00-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/100211.html In an earlier comment, #1 Dad made a reference to "Cigar Football". I thought this would be a good place to get down the rules, since there was some disagreement about them this year. First of all, to the uninitiated,... mill1991 2007-11-29T14:00:56-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mill1991/awesome/099982.html "But," said Tim, "If the Laundry Room Bandit is stealing everyones clothing but mine, then the Laundry Room Bandit must be...," BANG! Just as he was coming to his regretful discovery, he was shot through the gut from behind. Onlookers... Serialized Novels mill1991 2007-11-28T10:04:27-06:00