October 5, 2004
An introduction to Chris Samp
This website is dedicated to the greatest football player in college right now, and possibly ever. For now, he is a well-kept secret. Playing at Division II Winona State in Winona, MN, he is able to avoid the distractions of a larger program that could cause his multiple talents to go undeveloped. Soon enough the whole country will hear the name of Chris Samp being announced at the Downtown Athletic Club in New York City as he receives the Heisman Trophy. But, for now, here is a short introduction to the man they call SuperSamp.
Posted by mill1991 at October 5, 2004 10:34 PM
- Full name: Christopher Samp
- High School: Green Bay Preble, Class of 1999
Samp was involved in many extracurricular activities besides football. He was Grandmaster of the Chess Club, Chief Retorician of the Debate Team and Czar of the Student Council. Prior to his appointment as czar this was an elected position. The student body flourished to such an extent under his rule that he was declared czar by popular opinion.
- College: Winona State University
Winona State is widely regarded as the greatest educational institution in the midwest, if not the entire country. If Jesus had lived in America, he would have gone to Winona State.
- Position: Wide Receiver
Samp has scholars of the game redefining the way they think about "positions." Should he be considered "merely" a wide receiver in light of the profound way he can influence an entire game? Many say a new description is needed in order to fully account for his greatness. Proposed titles include "Hyper-juggernaut extreme", "Offensivus Maximus", and "G.O.A.T" (Greatest Of All Time).
Since this is an introduction to Samp, I would like to tell a story about his past. I will bring us back to our freshman year in highschool in Science class when Chris accidentally wore his older sisters jeans to school that fit him just fine (if anything they were a bit too big for his lanky body). Just an example of how hot and gerthy the Sampman has got due to Winona football. Way to go Samp!
P.S Hopefully we can get up there to see you again this year, but only if I can sleep on a rock hard floor and get my boob grabbed by Miller while I slumber(Missy sure is one lucky lady!).
I would like to purchase a Samp for Heisman
T-Shirt...let me know how much they cost! This is one of the best sites I have visited on the web!
Thanks for putting this site together Tim. I find myself laughing out loud with each update! Go Samp!
Does Samp dress in the locker room with the rest of the Warriors or does he change alone in a phone booth?
Chris Samp sounds like a great offensive talent. Why not start a update page with his campaign for rookie of the year and MVP of NFL. Just curious. Rock on Sampman.
Game closing TD tonight in Germany--very nice indeed. NFC DBs beware....