Samp receives conference accolades
Chris Samp was named offensive player of the week in the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference after his 180 yard, four touchdown performance against Northern State. This was less surprising than the sun rising this morning. After last Saturday afternoon's amazing display of ass-kickery, I'm surprised he hasn't received a Nobel Prize yet. There isn't currently a Nobel Prize for NCAA Division II football players, but I'm told that the possibility of adding one is being discussed in various committees as we speak, mainly due to the exploits of the possibly divine Chris Samp.
Posted by mill1991 at October 22, 2004 11:34 AM
I heard that Chris Samp saved a wagon full of burning babies in the back of an abortion clinic...Not only is he the Jesus Christ of football but he is also a hero..wow what a guy!If they made a comic book about Samp's life- I would read it--AND DON'T TELL ME YOU WOULDNT--because just the thought of it makes you a self-centered knob.