Diese entry, und meine Deutsch, suchen. Schwer. Es tut mir leid. Ich weiss nur ein bischen Deutsche worten.
Everybody knows that Chris Samp, the best football player in the word, has gone to Germany to play football. What you don't know is that Samp is leading an American football revolution in Germany. Where once children loved soccer, today they say, "American football is better than soccer, and American player Chris Samp is my hero." He is faster, stronger, and can drink more beer than any other German. But he only drinks in moderation, because he knows children look up to him.
This entry, and my German, suck. Hard. Sorry. I only know a few German words.
Posted by mill1991 at April 23, 2006 7:28 PM
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Quiero dormir con El Stob.
Spanish for "I want to sleep with the Stob (Samp's world-recognized Spanish monicker)".
Chris, thank you for keeping the children in mind when you drink. Please keep them in mind next time one of them borrows your toothpaste or a t-shirt.
Posted by: Joynt at April 26, 2006 11:22 PM