Sean: "You know they say the wormwood in Absynth makes your shadow glow. We should do shots and then play laser tag."
Sean: "You were doing 45 in a 30 sir, the law is the law."
Carlton: "What the hell, you can't beat me on the field but now you're trying to beat me off??"
Sean: "You may wanna rephrase that sir"
Gus: "Maybe he HAS been drinking"
Sean: "That shirt is a genocide of color, seriously, somewhere a rainbow is crying."
Sean: "Since when am I an unclean person"
Gus: "You once drove halfway around the world saying 'Hucker up and blow'"
Sean: "Gus, don't be the ribs that flipped over the Flinnstone's vehicle"
Sean: "Yep! We grilled'm...like panini. It was beautiful."
Nurse: "Doesn't your father want to come in?"
Sean: "Oh, no no no. He's clinically insane...and a biter.
Gus: "Do you know where we can find this Pooky Wiggington?"
Sean Spencer: "Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."