Ezekiel Saw the Wheel 2005-11-28T19:17:53Z Pieces of the Puzzle tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2009:/mont0311/thoughts//1054 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2005, mont0311 Candy Land - An Instrument Of the Far-Left 2005-11-28T19:17:53Z 2005-07-11T03:57:16-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2005:/mont0311/thoughts//1054.24302 2005-07-11T08:57:16Z I hereby sound an alarm to all pro-family Americans. Jolly, the Official Gumdrop Mountain Greeter of the popular children's game Candy Land, is in fact a tool of the liberal boardgame industry being used to promote the homosexual lifestyle to... mont0311 I hereby sound an alarm to all pro-family Americans. Jolly, the Official Gumdrop Mountain Greeter of the popular children's game Candy Land, is in fact a tool of the liberal boardgame industry being used to promote the homosexual lifestyle to our nation's children.

THE EVIDENCE

Jolly (whose name is a synonym for "GAY") is featured prominently on Candy Land's gameboard in a bent-over position, sporting big, colorful, superfluous sunglasses and frills while gesturing with an up-turned pinky. The guy's a candied 1970s Elton John.

Someone alert Jerry Falwell and the Christians tabling in Coffman. They'll want to know about this.

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