Possible Cat Names, for those who are interested.
Yes, that's right. I am making a post about what I might possibly name a cat. I don't even like cats that much, but thinking up names for them is funny to me. I am doing this for two reasons only: Kamran is sleeping and I am bored (that's one whole reason), and I haven't posted anything in awhile so I'm using this as a terrible excuse for an update. So here are the names we came up with last night:
Bongo (just sounds cool), Pippin (we also threw out Frodo and Sauron), Tits (just sounds cute for some reason), Cunegonde (main female character from Candide, I would like to name my animals after literary characters because it's more badass that way), Q or M (besides Bond, just cool names), Sir (with or without a name behind it), Chum (no explanation here), Chainsaw (Rory thought of that one for his future child, I feel bad for that kid), Pierre (or something French, then we could train it with French commands), Mario or Luigi (or Yoshi, or Peach, or Toad…), Kamran said some weird fantasy role-playing video game names but I said absolutely not, Kamran (that was my choice for a cat name), Rory (going with the "people we know" theme). I can't think of anymore, but that's the gist of the conversation we had last night.
I favor one syllable names or names that are nouns. They have more comedy value when applied to a small kitten.
My favorite: Tooth. Not Teeth, or Toothes, or Fang or anything like that. Just "Tooth." Because that would be the greatest name ever. For anything really. Having a child? Name him or her Tooth. It's a unisex name and can be applied to any species. A universal name, if you will.
Kamran's favorite: Pixel, Pix or Pixie for short. I thought that was clever and cute. Damn you, Kamran. I don't want a cat anyway.
I just thought of one: Dreidel. How cute would that be? This needs to end, it's getting out of hand.