Part One: Bangers and Mash and Other Ridiculous Names for Food
If we American's corner the world market in comfort food, the British corner the market of the absolutely bland. I can only assume that this is why they have had to come up with some of the most inventive names for food I have ever heard. One example is 'Toad in the Hole'. Gee, that sounds appetizing. Here are a few more that will put you off your lunch:
Bangers and Mash: Sausages and mashed potatoes
Black Pudding: Found out this is not pudding at all but a disgusting mixture of pig blood and other things I don't want to mention
Wet Nelly: Bread pudding
Pork Scratchings: Breaded and fried pieces of pork
Now onto their candy, or "sweets" as they so cleverly call them. I am awestruck by one especially creepy candy called "Mr. Tickles" in which the said candy has extremely long arms to supposedly tickle and hug young children. All I can say to this is: so does Slender Man.
Part Two: Another Fascinating Interview: Courtesy of Two Lovely Neighbors
What is the best or most influential TV show?
Neighbor 1: Friends.
Neighbor 2: Desperate Housewives!
What are words that I mispronounce?
Neighbor 1: Oregano. It's Or-eh-gah-no
Neighbor 2: Tomato, Apricot and Beautiful
What are the grossest American foods?
Neighbor 1: Sloppy joes!
ME: Ironically just had my flatmate make me some
What do you think our "Uni's" are like?
Neighbor 1: Expensive!
Neighbor 2: Based on sports.
ME: All true.
Do you think American's are more noticeable than other tourists?
Neighbor 1: Not until you open your mouth!
Where do you get your opinions about our culture?
Neighbor 2: Music, movies like Mean Girls
What is one thing you do not like about the United States?
Neighbor 2: How everyone has guns.
What do you like?
Neighbor 2: Everyone seems friendly and cheerful.
AND THE ALL-IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Do you think the U.K. views the United States as growing or declining?
Neighbor 1: I don't really know, but I think they are growing over here as far as entertainment.
ME: *laughs* Good answer!
Up Next: The Differences between a Bar and a Pub, or How British People Have Normalized Alcohol Poisoning, and What I Believe the British Really Do on Their Long Lunch Breaks