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Khalid Sheik Muhammed: Stonecutter

I'm going to shamelessly copy Attaturk's post entirely because, in light of this story, it's just too goddamn funny:

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(sung in the tune of "We Do" from the The Simpsons episode "Homer the Great")

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
I do! I do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
I do! I do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
I do! I do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
I do! I do!

Bwaahahahaa, ahem, oh yeah. Because of the fact that we tortured Khalid Sheik Muhammed, I'm inclined to believe any such "confessions" are bullshit and further demonstrate the need for uncoerced testimony in open court.

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