"Mission Accomplished" Day
Let May Day be forever recorded and remembered in history as the day WorstPresidentEver pre-emptively declared the Eye-Rack war to be won. But we must remember that Bush didn't actually use the phrase "mission accomplished" during that speech (although it was on the banner behind him that Bush swore before God that his handlers did not put up). He actually said it 35 days later during a speech to troops stationed in Qatar:
I am happy to see you, an so are the long-suffering people of Iraq. America sent you on a mission to remove a grave threat and to liberate an oppressed people, and that mission has been accomplished.
Putz.