The Daily Show sketch last night had Paul Hackett and Ed Helms lampooning the Beltway Democrats who torpedoed his Senate run by having the DSCC back Sherrod Brown by mocking the way they and their pathetic consultants discourage outspokeness in their candidates and instead advise them to take safe positions ("I'm Paul Hackett, and I'm for small children and puppy dogs.") and allow the Republicans to implode on their own. Ed Helms had me rolling when he said (paraphrasing) "I once had a fight with a bum, and even though he was pummeling me with an empty liquor bottle I waited until he hit himself. Sure enough he did and I won that fight, although I was unconscious at the time."
That sketch fit into the same thread as the hoopla over Russ Feingold's censure proposal that had the Democrats scurrying in their usual fashion. Perhaps Feingold asked the Democratic leadership in the Senate if he could go ahead with his censure proposal before he went public, and I think Harry Reid and others discouraged him, taking away the opportunity for other Democrats to coordinate their message and remain unified. If the Democrats retake the Congress this fall, it won't be the doing of the ones that are in office right now.
The problem right now is that the Democrats in Washington have been change-averse for a long time, and have lost a lot of the ideals that one would think you need to run the country. This story by Eric Blumrich tells the sad tale:
At this conference, there were 20-something veterans who had served in no less than three major campaigns- and lemme tell ya- they knew it ALL...
They all had doctorate degrees- they came from all over the country, but had emerged into the world of politics, fresh from places like George Washington U. These were to be the inheritors of the political establishment.
And they had no souls.
Looking into their eyes, was looking into the windows of an abandoned house. When you spoke to them about matters of import, they would spew their talking points, by rote, devoid of any passion, or care. I wish I could say that this cold indifference was exclusive to the republican side, but alas, the democrats were equally empty:
Me: Why doesn't the democratic party just come out, and say the obvious- that we were lied into a war against Iraq, and it was a mistake, from the beginning?
Democratic neophyte: Well, the issue is far more complex, than just that, and we just don't have the time to re-hash old issues- we try to keep focused on what's down the road.
Me: Old Issue? There was another car bombing over there, just today! Last month, we lost 58 soldiers!
Democratic neophyte: And we abhor that, of course, but that's not germane to the issue...
Me: Say what now?
Democratic neophyte: It all boils down to the reality that a lot of finger-pointing gets us nowhere, in relation to this issue.
Me: I'm sorry, but that's just f**ked up- the democrats need to stand up, like John Edwards did, admit that voting for the war was a mistake, and tackle the republicans head-on.
Democratic neophyte: Again, we don't like to dwell on old issues- right now, we have to be focused on success in Iraq, blah, blah, blah, quack, quack, quack.
And so it went.
When you pressed them on any issue- poverty- healthcare- war- education- they would obfuscate, re-contextualize, and natter on and on in a bizarre washington dialect that has high on syllables, but empty of substance.
I finally realized that to them, this was just a job- like the marketing desk jockeys in their power ties that made life on the train nearly unbearable, these folks were in the business of selling war, greed, and lie after grotesque, murderous lie to the american public. They were there, not because they particularly cared about the issues that are so vital to the american people- they just saw politics as a big advertising agency from which they could retire at 40, and spend their remaining years serving as "policy expert" talking heads on CNN or Fox.
What was most frightening, was the rigid orthodoxy in thought and demeanor that was present, in every one of these future movers and shakers of our democracy. I mean no joke, or irony, when I say that it reminded me of "Invasion of the body snatchers"- and the pods are apparently being distributed, widely.
What do you expect from a bunch of politicians and the political establishment who don't even care enough about the city they do business in? This is why real substantive change is going to take more than one election.
Update: It appears that Feingold never consulted with the leadership about his plan because they would have "developed a strategy to blunt it". Well, that's a pretty good reason to go out with it alone, but I wish the Democrats will just sit down and create a strategy and not look like chickens with their heads cut off.