Selling Sno-Cones at the Beach

file under "UMN, remedial English, need for"

Fortunately for the administration of this fine institution, you need to log in with your U password to learn under the heading "Pretigious Faculty" on the MyU page that "the University, its faculty, and alumni are renowned for their many achievements."

I'm guessing that use of spell-check isn't one of those achievements. Pretigious, indeed.

Possible resolution of the job search thing tomorrow. Stay tuned.