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December 10, 2008

Last auto post of the night

After reading about 8 trillion post on various explorer drivetraine stuff I now know I have to pull my transfer case and transmission to get to my clutch. Woo! this will only take a whole weekend!

ZOMG GOOG

Wonder how much google float I'm getting right now for spamming?

Politically incorect things:

Holocaust Porn
Terminal Infant Disease Costume Days
Emma Watson / Hanna Montana Lesbian Parties

Robot Style

Automated post #1.

And.....now

I thought there was another week. Usually my cluelessness is harmless. Pretty much the case here too.

December 9, 2008

I want a new phone.

I'm poor for the forseeable future. I also like freedom and cell phones. Here is my buying guide to phones for people such as I:

Goals: Have a phone that does what I need. Have money left over.
2 ways to do this. I could lock into a contract for 2 years and get an acceptable phone that would be glitzy and shiny, but leave me with a lack of freedom. Instead I could go the old phone route. Ebay--> search for something that has BT, does text and is minimally used. The best Idea yet: find a phone I like and mod it. I'll call it the Big Phone. Picture a RAZR in the open position. Then imagine a late 90's cordless phone, large with stub antenna. I would transform the RAZR into that size by using a ton of batteries and some expoxy. Probably have to relocate SIM slot and then integrate a belt clip. Now to find an old RAZR.

December 8, 2008

Return of the Plan

Asside1: I just noticed a category pull down. This entry is now tagged "win". How appropriate.
Asside2: I had intended to resume the plan last week and the week before, but that fell through. So I will redefine my absence as a test of page rank decay as a site enters decrepitude. This test would be better performed for a very static and well entrenched search term so that the movement of other results wouldn't effect my relative rank.

I have no posted for about a month, maybe a little longer. My rank should be down. Some of my previous ranks were tainted by being logged into Gmail. Oh the humanity.

Since I don't really think other people read this I am going to post my endgame strat.

I will set up timed posting so that my site looks interesting. Links to random gizmodo/hackaday/random articles. Comments on life. Reminders to log into gxc and kill in the name of Hannah Montana and all that is right. Wiki links. And other stuff.