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    <title>Last auto post of the night</title>
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    <published>2008-12-10T14:52:34Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-10T15:00:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary>After reading about 8 trillion post on various explorer drivetraine stuff I now know I have to pull my transfer case and transmission to get to my clutch. Woo! this will only take a whole weekend!...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>After reading about 8 trillion post on various explorer drivetraine stuff I now know I have to pull my transfer case and transmission to get to my clutch. Woo! this will only take a whole weekend!</p>]]>
        
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    <title>ZOMG GOOG</title>
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    <published>2008-12-10T12:40:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-10T12:45:15Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Wonder how much google float I&apos;m getting right now for spamming?...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Wonder how much google float I'm getting right now for spamming?</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Politically incorect things:</title>
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    <published>2008-12-10T08:48:46Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-10T09:00:17Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Holocaust Porn Terminal Infant Disease Costume Days Emma Watson / Hanna Montana Lesbian Parties...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Holocaust Porn<br />
Terminal Infant Disease Costume Days<br />
Emma Watson / Hanna Montana Lesbian Parties</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Robot Style</title>
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    <published>2008-12-10T05:48:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-10T05:48:42Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Automated post #1....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Automated post #1.<br />
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<entry>
    <title>And.....now</title>
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    <published>2008-12-10T05:46:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-10T05:47:51Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I thought there was another week. Usually my cluelessness is harmless. Pretty much the case here too....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I thought there was another week. Usually my cluelessness is harmless. Pretty much the case here too.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>I want a new phone.</title>
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    <published>2008-12-09T18:16:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-09T18:30:19Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I&apos;m poor for the forseeable future. I also like freedom and cell phones. Here is my buying guide to phones for people such as I: Goals: Have a phone that does what I need. Have money left over. 2 ways...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm poor for the forseeable future. I also like freedom and cell phones. Here is my buying guide to phones for people such as I:</p>

<p>Goals: Have a phone that does what I need. Have money left over.<br />
2 ways to do this. I could lock into a contract for 2 years and get an acceptable phone that would be glitzy and shiny, but leave me with a lack of freedom. Instead I could go the old phone route. Ebay--> search for something that has BT, does text and is minimally used. The best Idea yet: find a phone I like and mod it. I'll call it the Big Phone. Picture a RAZR in the open position. Then imagine a late 90's cordless phone, large with stub antenna. I would transform the RAZR into that size by using a ton of batteries and some expoxy. Probably have to relocate SIM slot and then integrate a belt clip. Now to find an old RAZR.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Return of the Plan</title>
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    <published>2008-12-08T17:27:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-08T18:16:05Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Asside1: I just noticed a category pull down. This entry is now tagged &quot;win&quot;. How appropriate. Asside2: I had intended to resume the plan last week and the week before, but that fell through. So I will redefine my absence...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Asside1: I just noticed a category pull down. This entry is now tagged "win". How appropriate. <br />
Asside2: I had intended to resume the plan last week and the week before, but that fell through. So I will redefine my absence as a test of page rank decay as a site enters decrepitude. This test would be better performed for a very static and well entrenched search term so that the movement of other results wouldn't effect my relative rank.</p>

<p>I have no posted for about a month, maybe a little longer. My rank should be down. Some of my previous ranks were tainted by being logged into Gmail. Oh the humanity. </p>

<p>Since I don't really think other people read this I am going to post my endgame strat.</p>

<p>I will set up timed posting so that my site looks interesting. Links to random gizmodo/hackaday/random articles. Comments on life. Reminders to log into gxc and kill in the name of Hannah Montana and all that is right. Wiki links. And other stuff.</p>]]>
        
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    <title></title>
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    <published>2008-10-06T17:39:26Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-06T17:52:32Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Does the world remind anyone of () Ayn Rand&apos;s Anthem Shrugged? I don&apos;t know how it ends yet; it&apos;s pretty long. Also I want a movie/series that combines Firefly with Atlas Shrugged. Or maybe anything based on Firefly and anything...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Does the world remind anyone of (<a href='http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/'>) Ayn Rand's Anthem Shrugged? I don't know how it ends yet; it's pretty long. </p>

<p>Also I want a movie/series that combines Firefly with Atlas Shrugged. Or maybe anything based on Firefly and anything based on Rand.</p>

<p>Important stuff:<br />
rank dropped, 2nd on 2nd page, im thinking that makes me #12. I was separated from the other Ublog. I think this may have something to do with me mentioning things like 1Sasd2EOasd3BigGasd4I realiizeasd5thatthisasd8is ...too hard.</p>

<p>I think i get penalized for mentioning too much stuff about making this blog perform better. G(note how I don't spell it anymore) may not like being messed with and I certainly has filtered content before (that deal with China?).</p>

<p>I guess I'll have to switch to one time use pad cipher. And require login to view content..silly.</p>

<p>Entry typed on IBM clicky KB from 1984 and and AOC "non-interlaced" 14" CRT. So I can't read anything I write.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>special sauce</title>
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    <published>2008-10-05T21:17:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-05T21:21:39Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I have a new end of game strategy. I will not be revealing it. It will appear very regular to google and my thirsty readers. It will not be deployed until the final week of competition. It&apos;s a strategy that...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I have a new end of game strategy. I will not be revealing it. It will appear very regular to google and my thirsty readers. It will not be deployed until the final week of competition. It's a strategy that would work for anyone. I don't think it will give me a huge boost, but it will likely help me the weather the storm of people increasing their ranks and will be automated so tests, etc will not be a problem.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Vtime=t^t or Abalastow Compendium</title>
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    <published>2008-10-05T21:06:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-05T21:22:51Z</updated>
    
    <summary>This weekend: Attended &quot;American Carol&quot;: funny in an over the top manner. ACLU zombies were a highlight. Attempted to go frat party: FAIL: did not remember what frat it was at. Played CTF: won 4/7 Dropped off truck after replacing...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This weekend:<br />
Attended "American Carol": funny in an over the top manner. ACLU zombies were a highlight.<br />
Attempted to go frat party: FAIL: did not remember what frat it was at.<br />
Played CTF: won 4/7<br />
Dropped off truck after replacing alternator<br />
Tour guided 5 hour bike tour of St.Paul: legs still stiff<br />
Slept<br />
Wrote this recursively cited blog entry.<br />
Studied<br />
Church</p>

<p>To do:<br />
Application<br />
Punching bag<br />
fix shoe<br />
inflate tires<br />
study<br />
HW for 4 classes.<br />
be awesome</p>

<p><a href='http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/'>Abalastow Compendium</a></p>

<p>current rank: 10<br />
2nd umn<br />
recent effort level: 0</p>

<p>someone commented on not being able to get google analytics to recognize that they have installed the script it requires. I had the same problem on pages.google.com. The same site also does not show up in results so.....<br />
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    <title>I smell a Porcupine!</title>
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    <published>2008-10-02T23:22:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-02T23:39:19Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Update: I am now back at #11, indicating either the fickleness of pagerank, the awesomeness of my theories, or my predisposition to forget to count my actual rank. Abalastow Compendium is noobular! theorii: google likes it when people make up...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Update: I am now back at #11, indicating either the fickleness of pagerank, the awesomeness of my theories, or my predisposition to forget to count my actual rank.</p>

<p>Abalastow Compendium is noobular! <--i made that word up in conversation one day</p>

<p>theorii: google likes it when people make up words, it also likes it when the use ascii art like "----->"</p>]]>
        
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    <title></title>
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    <published>2008-10-02T17:23:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-02T17:28:44Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Abalastow Compendium</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>For reasons I can only guess (as an aside I am currently wearing earplugs) I have been seperated from that page I was tied to. Odd, for much of the time I was ranked the stronger of the two, then I was ranked the weaker, now I am ranked so much weaker that we have been seperated and I have been pushed to #1! on page 2 :(</p>

<p>Thoughts: my last 2 posts may not have been focused on abalastow compendium enough? </p>

<p>Attempt to rectify:<br />
<a href="http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/">Abalastow Compendium</a><br />
<a href="http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/">Abalastow-Compendium?</a><br />
<a href="http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/">Abalastow  Compendium!</a></p>

<p>currently 532 results for Abalastow Compendium.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/">Abalastow Compendium</a></p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>skillz</title>
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    <published>2008-10-02T01:51:40Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-02T01:55:47Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Life Skillz has a sweet class that teaches you how to be awesome. In one weekend you spend 25 hours in intense (understatement) group stuff. It has already improved my life....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lifeskills-center.org/">Life Skillz</a> has a sweet class that teaches you how to be awesome. In one weekend you spend 25 hours in intense (understatement) group stuff. It has already improved my life.<br />
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<entry>
    <title>more</title>
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    <published>2008-10-02T01:45:19Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-02T01:51:25Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I&apos;m ranked 10 to s-e-v-e-r-x-x-x-x &apos;s 9. so im going to post more content. this is another assumption of mine these assumptions have no basis in fact but operate off the principle that google probably ranks things in a logical...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm ranked 10 to s-e-v-e-r-x-x-x-x 's 9. so im going to post more content. this is another assumption of mine</p>

<p>these assumptions have no basis in fact but operate off the principle that google probably ranks things in a logical manner.</p>

<p>Assumption: in cases of similar URLS, and with close page rankings google groups pages into families</p>

<p>Assumption: Within families, new content may be prioritiezed.</p>

<p>Dear google: consider this new content, please make me #9 k thanks</p>]]>
        
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    <title></title>
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    <published>2008-09-29T22:02:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-30T00:52:58Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Note: google sites don&apos;t show up in google results. there may be a method to make them do so. this includes pages.google.com, orkut(sp) and blogger off hand. Next note: I was looking for somewhere to post an anti-Micheal Carroll website....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Note: google sites don't show up in google results. there may be a method to make them do so. this includes pages.google.com, orkut(sp) and blogger off hand. </p>

<p>Next note: I was looking for somewhere to post an anti-Micheal Carroll website. I wasn't stopped by the fact that it may be in bad taste, or that I would likely be arrested by jack-booted-thugs in black hellicopters. I was stopped because I couldn't thing of anywhere where it could be effectively hosted. I was looking for a org/edu/com to maximize impact since i was going to use this towards my pagerank as any good capitalist pig-dog would. I also was hoping for a more hands off host. One without moderation or "report this" functions, as what i wanted to do bordered on abuse. which made it a bad idea. it is hard to deny that some crazy ranting would help my readership.</p>]]>
        
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