abalastow compendium http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/ en Copyright 2009 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:52:34 +0000 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=4.25 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Last auto post of the night After reading about 8 trillion post on various explorer drivetraine stuff I now know I have to pull my transfer case and transmission to get to my clutch. Woo! this will only take a whole weekend!

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/last_auto_post_of_the_night.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/last_auto_post_of_the_night.html Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:52:34 +0000 ZOMG GOOG Wonder how much google float I'm getting right now for spamming?

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/awesome_things.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/awesome_things.html Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:40:20 +0000 Politically incorect things: Holocaust Porn
Terminal Infant Disease Costume Days
Emma Watson / Hanna Montana Lesbian Parties

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/politically_incorect_things.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/politically_incorect_things.html Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:48:46 +0000 Robot Style Automated post #1.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/robot_style.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/robot_style.html Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:48:00 +0000 And.....now I thought there was another week. Usually my cluelessness is harmless. Pretty much the case here too.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/andnow.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/andnow.html Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:46:54 +0000 I want a new phone. I'm poor for the forseeable future. I also like freedom and cell phones. Here is my buying guide to phones for people such as I:

Goals: Have a phone that does what I need. Have money left over.
2 ways to do this. I could lock into a contract for 2 years and get an acceptable phone that would be glitzy and shiny, but leave me with a lack of freedom. Instead I could go the old phone route. Ebay--> search for something that has BT, does text and is minimally used. The best Idea yet: find a phone I like and mod it. I'll call it the Big Phone. Picture a RAZR in the open position. Then imagine a late 90's cordless phone, large with stub antenna. I would transform the RAZR into that size by using a ton of batteries and some expoxy. Probably have to relocate SIM slot and then integrate a belt clip. Now to find an old RAZR.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/i_want_a_new_phone.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/i_want_a_new_phone.html Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:16:10 +0000 Return of the Plan Asside1: I just noticed a category pull down. This entry is now tagged "win". How appropriate.
Asside2: I had intended to resume the plan last week and the week before, but that fell through. So I will redefine my absence as a test of page rank decay as a site enters decrepitude. This test would be better performed for a very static and well entrenched search term so that the movement of other results wouldn't effect my relative rank.

I have no posted for about a month, maybe a little longer. My rank should be down. Some of my previous ranks were tainted by being logged into Gmail. Oh the humanity.

Since I don't really think other people read this I am going to post my endgame strat.

I will set up timed posting so that my site looks interesting. Links to random gizmodo/hackaday/random articles. Comments on life. Reminders to log into gxc and kill in the name of Hannah Montana and all that is right. Wiki links. And other stuff.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/return_of_the_plan.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/12/return_of_the_plan.html win Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:27:15 +0000 Does the world remind anyone of () Ayn Rand's Anthem Shrugged? I don't know how it ends yet; it's pretty long.

Also I want a movie/series that combines Firefly with Atlas Shrugged. Or maybe anything based on Firefly and anything based on Rand.

Important stuff:
rank dropped, 2nd on 2nd page, im thinking that makes me #12. I was separated from the other Ublog. I think this may have something to do with me mentioning things like 1Sasd2EOasd3BigGasd4I realiizeasd5thatthisasd8is ...too hard.

I think i get penalized for mentioning too much stuff about making this blog perform better. G(note how I don't spell it anymore) may not like being messed with and I certainly has filtered content before (that deal with China?).

I guess I'll have to switch to one time use pad cipher. And require login to view content..silly.

Entry typed on IBM clicky KB from 1984 and and AOC "non-interlaced" 14" CRT. So I can't read anything I write.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/post_6.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/post_6.html Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:39:26 +0000 special sauce I have a new end of game strategy. I will not be revealing it. It will appear very regular to google and my thirsty readers. It will not be deployed until the final week of competition. It's a strategy that would work for anyone. I don't think it will give me a huge boost, but it will likely help me the weather the storm of people increasing their ranks and will be automated so tests, etc will not be a problem.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/special_sauce.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/special_sauce.html Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:17:42 +0000 Vtime=t^t or Abalastow Compendium This weekend:
Attended "American Carol": funny in an over the top manner. ACLU zombies were a highlight.
Attempted to go frat party: FAIL: did not remember what frat it was at.
Played CTF: won 4/7
Dropped off truck after replacing alternator
Tour guided 5 hour bike tour of St.Paul: legs still stiff
Slept
Wrote this recursively cited blog entry.
Studied
Church

To do:
Application
Punching bag
fix shoe
inflate tires
study
HW for 4 classes.
be awesome

Abalastow Compendium

current rank: 10
2nd umn
recent effort level: 0

someone commented on not being able to get google analytics to recognize that they have installed the script it requires. I had the same problem on pages.google.com. The same site also does not show up in results so.....

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/vtimett_or_abalastow_compendiu.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/vtimett_or_abalastow_compendiu.html Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:06:17 +0000 I smell a Porcupine! Update: I am now back at #11, indicating either the fickleness of pagerank, the awesomeness of my theories, or my predisposition to forget to count my actual rank.

Abalastow Compendium is noobular! <--i made that word up in conversation one day

theorii: google likes it when people make up words, it also likes it when the use ascii art like "----->"

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/i_smell_a_porcupine.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/i_smell_a_porcupine.html Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:22:42 +0000 For reasons I can only guess (as an aside I am currently wearing earplugs) I have been seperated from that page I was tied to. Odd, for much of the time I was ranked the stronger of the two, then I was ranked the weaker, now I am ranked so much weaker that we have been seperated and I have been pushed to #1! on page 2 :(

Thoughts: my last 2 posts may not have been focused on abalastow compendium enough?

Attempt to rectify:
Abalastow Compendium
Abalastow-Compendium?
Abalastow Compendium!

currently 532 results for Abalastow Compendium.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/post_5.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/post_5.html Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:23:50 +0000 skillz Life Skillz has a sweet class that teaches you how to be awesome. In one weekend you spend 25 hours in intense (understatement) group stuff. It has already improved my life.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/skillz.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/skillz.html Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:51:40 +0000 more I'm ranked 10 to s-e-v-e-r-x-x-x-x 's 9. so im going to post more content. this is another assumption of mine

these assumptions have no basis in fact but operate off the principle that google probably ranks things in a logical manner.

Assumption: in cases of similar URLS, and with close page rankings google groups pages into families

Assumption: Within families, new content may be prioritiezed.

Dear google: consider this new content, please make me #9 k thanks

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/more.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/10/more.html Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:45:19 +0000 Note: google sites don't show up in google results. there may be a method to make them do so. this includes pages.google.com, orkut(sp) and blogger off hand.

Next note: I was looking for somewhere to post an anti-Micheal Carroll website. I wasn't stopped by the fact that it may be in bad taste, or that I would likely be arrested by jack-booted-thugs in black hellicopters. I was stopped because I couldn't thing of anywhere where it could be effectively hosted. I was looking for a org/edu/com to maximize impact since i was going to use this towards my pagerank as any good capitalist pig-dog would. I also was hoping for a more hands off host. One without moderation or "report this" functions, as what i wanted to do bordered on abuse. which made it a bad idea. it is hard to deny that some crazy ranting would help my readership.

]]> http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/09/post_4.html http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/2008/09/post_4.html Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:02:56 +0000