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June 15, 2004
ruh roh! am i getting sick?
ok so i am coughin up a storm! perhaps i should not have smoked the hooka last night...hmmm oh well.
so working monday night at caribou rocked! i loved it, it was so not busy that i loved it! and i still made decent tips. but seriously, i can't deal with foreigners anymore. the are seriously starting to piss me off. well, not austrailians. but old eastern europeans and old english people are kinda annoying. and old french people suck too. but everyone else, please do not come in and try to communicate with me. because you can't. and even if you could, you don't know how we do things.
ok i'm done with that.
so i really want to go back to st. louis. it's been far too long.
ohhhh, let me talk about wade. i fucking hate wade. but wait, there's something more here...hahahahaha...i have a little secret.
ok, now wade is the manager at abercrombie who discriminated against me so long ago with nick (see previous entry...june 1st maybe?). and wade sure loves his depth charges. now, wade came in a while back...and he knows i'm a homo. he asks for decaf depth charges and i always give him regular. but that's beside the point. wade came in today, talking on his phone about how he banged some chick. the other night. now who says that out loud? a real jerk that's who. but it's odd that he would speak so loudly so i could hear him all the way over at the bar.
which makes me think. ok, why would he do that. did he want to prove that he was "straight" to me. what straight man does that? i could speculate that he felt "threatened" by me, and needed to communicate that he was "straight" to me so i would not hit on him (AND LIKE I WOULD! WADE IS A FUCKING UGLY DUMBASS THAT I WILL BEAT UP IF I SEE HIM IN SOME DARK ALLY...AND YOU KNOW IT'S GOING OT HAPPEN SOON! MARK MY WORDS!)
ahhhh, ok i needed to let that out. but it makes sense to me. i don't mean to imply that homophobes are actually homosexuals. but straight guys that feel they need to prove their straightness in front of homosexuals definitely have issues. i mean, when it is to answer someone's question that's fine...but wade did it in such a way that suggests fear. he does make a lot of eye contact with me...even for a "straight" man.
of course, i am only speculating. perhaps he really is some dumb jerk assface that goes around talking on the phone about girls he's banged.
Posted by piep0058 at June 15, 2004 12:52 AM | Work