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December 15, 2004
What a Toy!
At Comstock we're doing this toy drive, toys for tots.
Well, look at this toy. I saw it in the toy box today.
What kind of a kid would really want to play with such an item. I mean, I realize that there are some kids that are interested in dead people...I mean, even I was interested in dead people. At my seventh birthday party my sister made me touch my dead grandpa. At first it was scary. Like, I wanted to puke my birthday cake all over his corpse. But it felt so funny that I was actually intrigued. I started to get this dream of being a mortician when I was in elementary school. (this was the phase right before I wanted to be an architecht.) I know I wanted to be just like Mulder wheeling away a corpse on gurney. That sounds hot to me.
But what if the kids parents saw the kid playing with it. Would they be all "Awww Cute!" or would it be more of a *blink blink* and a blank stare? I don't even know.
Posted by piep0058 at December 15, 2004 02:49 PM | Society
Comments
Mr. Joe,
What can I say? Well..I can think of a few things. You really are a unique character. I'm really glad you decided to take the engineer route instead of the funeral guy plan. I really can't see trusting you driving a hearse let alone dealing with dead people! I think Comstock must be full of a bunch of sick, perverted people if you found that in your toys for tots bin! lol..Barney on top of it? .Good luck with your finals.
Posted by: Blaine at December 16, 2004 04:17 AM
Did you notice how sharp Barney's teeth are? He's going to chomp on those lil' kids.
Posted by: loverboy at December 16, 2004 01:13 PM