Self Portrait - hollx025
I used to be notorious for my run-ins with the police.
Now I work for them.
.................i would give anything to be crazy again.
Ten Random Facts About Me
1. I have a welding degree from the local technical college back home.
2. When I was 14 Dolores (my mother) and I got in a huge argument. To get back at her I signed her up on mailing lists for male enhancement drugs and surgeries. To this day she still gets 3-5 e-mails a week!
3. My car's name is Queer Hank. He is the brightest purple you've ever seen.
4. One time I blew up a friend's fireplace at a party.
5. I secretly believe my Grandma is superwoman.
6. I trained my two cats to come when I whistle.
7. My favorite song is "Brandy" by The Looking Glass.
8. I went to public school because I bit the nun at the school I was supposed to go to while my Grandma and I toured it. (I was 4.)
9. The only legitimate CD I own is the Sound of Music Soundtrack.
10. I get asked to translate Spanish in some form or another nearly once a day. I don't know a single word.