Dilbert Mission Statement Generator
Dilbert Performance Review Generator
Corporate buzzwords can be effective in small doses. The key is to communicate meaning. These games offer you a way to write something meaningless:
You have to review the performance of a co-worker who exhibits the intelligence of a slug, but since today's incompetent co-worker could become tomorrow's incompetent boss, you don't want to say anything offensive. Do you lie?Solve the problem with Catbert's Performance Review Generator! Its vague sentences can be interpreted as praise by your dimwitted co-worker, but you'll know that "you would be lucky to get him to work for you" means he never works."
But, the verb wordbank in the Mission Statement Generator can be a good resource for avoiding nominalizations and passive voice. :-)
Posted by ratli008 at July 14, 2004 07:46 PM