Flo Wrestling in Wonderland Worlds
Sitting on the edge of match side for my first world championships and Im stunned by the absurdity of it all. Maybe you want to call it culture shock, but it doesnt feel like it. It just feels like im watching these matches like I am Alice in Wonderland.
I look down and see an electronics advertisement with two kids in their underwear, one giving a thumbs up and the other eating an ice cream cone. How does two kids in their underwear have anything to do with electronics? Does kids in their underwear produce the same result as hot women in beer commercials. If so Im truly in a weird and probably dangerous place.
I look up and see TC Dantzler wrestling and his coaches coaching. They have the same type of look on their face that I might have. I have a hard time believing my eyes as the referees take the match away from the guy. One mistake after another makes me feel like it isnt a mistake. I truly feel like im Alice. The American in me wants to do something, say something. I begin to shout and Jason Bryant warns me that if I shout they will expel me. Im dumb founded. This is a wrestling match not a lecture hall or one of the Azerbaijan's president's political conferences.
The reality is, is that there is no reality here and I am Alice and this is a wonderland. It doesnt make sense and dont try to make sense of it. Fila simply goes by a whole set of rules and standards that waiver, bend and break with the weather.
What I feel like must be a hundreth of the feeling that Harry Lester must be feeling. A guy who works for years to have a chance at being a World Champion gets that chance stolen in the semi final match against an Azerbaijanian. Does the fact that the dictator of Azerbaijan happened to be at the event have anything to do with it? Stupid question..Irrelavant question..there are no facts, no objectivity in this country and in this sport.
The only way your going to win as an American is the way Brad Vering (84 Kg Greco) won in his second round match. Brute force and power, a decision so decisive even a referee looking to steal it couldn't possibly find a way. He walks off the mat like he just ran through a brick wall and didnt even feel it.
Moral of the story:
If your an American you better not leave anything up to the Queen in this Baku Wonderland.
