August 18, 2006
Baseball and impotence
The National Football League had its lucrative promotional deal with Levitra.
But America's national pasttime turns to the tried and true Viagra for its sponsorship.
Yes, little boys and girls, this is what you've been waiting for. It came in my e-mail inbox yesterday.
"Major League Baseball® and Viagra (sildenafil citrate) have teamed up to recognize the greatest comeback players in the sport... and you can help select the winners!"
And just think: "NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN." So 9-year old Billy can vote for Nomar Garciaparra, and he doesn't even have to buy Viagra to qualify!
What a great country!
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