Leave me alone, LifeLine Screening!
They're at it again, with their direct-mail disease-mongering, telling me I need to have their screening tests if I want to be proactive about my health.
I don't want your tests.
I don't want your mailings cluttering my mailbox. Especially when this letter didn't even come from Peggy Fleming, whose name was on the last one.
A free screening with every baptism...