The military managers make me want to live very long. They keep coming up with new funny things.
The Minnesota Daily reported recently that a group of young soldiers in Iraq, celebrating some momentous event, undertook on a whim a bout of mud wrestling. In the course of this lively entertainment, one young woman had her clothing brought into some disarray by the mud. Officers learned of this and, judging it to be beneath military dignity, ordered her demoted. To help the spectators through any trauma they might have suffered upon seeing this unexpected and unfortunate exposure of body parts normally off limits, the military managers ordered that the spectators be given counseling.
(Tearful private, blubbering: "Doctor, there was this... thing. It was sort of ... floppy and yet... firm and it it came right out of her blouse. I was so frightened, and yet -- I couldn't turn away.")
Posted by shea0017 at February 12, 2005 11:42 AM