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April 19, 2009

What's the criteria on lying in advertisements? I'm pretty you can't just be flat-out telling lies, but I'm also pretty sure that there are a lot of false claims in a lot of ads.

We think that these companies really want to improve our lives with their products when we see their happy encouraging claims, when in reality they're just doing everything in their power to get us to give them money. But it works. If something is new and novel, we want it.

But without advertisements, how would I ever know what I wanted to buy? Word-of-mouth, I guess. Trial and error. I'd probably spend less money.

am I going
am I going where you are
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where you are
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you are where I am
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where I am is not
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where you are

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where,,,,,,are

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?


April 5, 2009

Life on drugs never looked so good

Prescription drug advertisements. Allergy; or perhaps sexually transmitted disease. Happy, young, attractive man, woman, or couple. Absolutely must be outside. Inspirational music. Soothing narration (soothing factor upped if treating an STD). Side effects? Usually mild, but see your doctor. If we tell them to you slowly you know it's nothing to worry about. The faster we talk, the more dangerous they are.
Allergy meds, man: outdoor sports. what plagues young allergy-ridden men most? mountain biking! I can finally breathe again! the adventure of your life awaits with clear sinuses!
Allergy meds, woman: with a pet and/or flowers. can perform both indoor AND outdoor chores again! ah, the simplicity of life.
STD: young, happy couple. Low-exertion outdoor physical activity together. biking? walk on the beach? relaxing hike? anything where we can still look this good. followed by a picnic! genius! (but don't share your chapstick if you're having an outbreak.)
Ask your doctor today. It doesn't matter what he recommends, you want this.