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Life on drugs never looked so good

Prescription drug advertisements. Allergy; or perhaps sexually transmitted disease. Happy, young, attractive man, woman, or couple. Absolutely must be outside. Inspirational music. Soothing narration (soothing factor upped if treating an STD). Side effects? Usually mild, but see your doctor. If we tell them to you slowly you know it's nothing to worry about. The faster we talk, the more dangerous they are.
Allergy meds, man: outdoor sports. what plagues young allergy-ridden men most? mountain biking! I can finally breathe again! the adventure of your life awaits with clear sinuses!
Allergy meds, woman: with a pet and/or flowers. can perform both indoor AND outdoor chores again! ah, the simplicity of life.
STD: young, happy couple. Low-exertion outdoor physical activity together. biking? walk on the beach? relaxing hike? anything where we can still look this good. followed by a picnic! genius! (but don't share your chapstick if you're having an outbreak.)
Ask your doctor today. It doesn't matter what he recommends, you want this.

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