Because of the attention being paid to me I find it is no longer possible to effectively be a reporter for Talon News. In consideration of the welfare of me and my family I have decided to return to private life.
Thank you to all those who supported me.
Awww. Touching. We're gonna miss ya, Jeff*. Keep fighting the good fight against "liberal media" bias.
* a.k.a. James Guckert
I should really get an alias.