Yep. I know I haven't blogged in a while. GET OVER IT.
For Melissa, as well as others, but mostly for Melissa, here is some relevant poetry in the form of rap. Names have been changed to protect the innocent massage my ego. ;)
Dear [Pat], you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance. I ain't mad-- I just think it's f***ed up you don't answer fans.--Eminem, "Stan"
Well, jeez, sorry. I try. Please don't get drunk and drive off a bridge with your pregnant girlfriend locked in the trunk just because I don't blog enough.
More entries to follow shortly. Gotta go get my laundry first.
Dear Pat Smith,
Yay! You're writing in your blog again. Maybe I should write in my xanga.
Am I the first person to ever comment on your blog? If I am, I better make it good then, I guess.
Hm. So rap is poetry, afterall.
You know, my favorite Internet smiley face is this one: :-D. Yours seems to be this one: ;). How come you never wink in person? I think I make this face in real life a lot: :-D.
That's all the commenting I have for now.
go pat smith.
Posted by: wholesale at November 5, 2008 4:13 PM
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