Get your freak blaze orange on

This is awesome.

From now on, at any of Cheney's public appearances, you are hereby instructed to wear blaze orange. Also, all instances of Cheney's name will be replaced with "Shotgun Dick," or another clever moniker of your choosing.

...but seriously, it's no laughing matter. The victim had a heart attack today. Wonder if he'll still be voting Republican after this one... [UPDATE: Yes, yes he will.]