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August 25, 2004

Work has been slain!

Work? Pffft ... Work has been vanquished for the day. With my trusty keyboard Stormtyper, and my fingers of fury, I quickly dispatched of numerous projects today like they were nothing more than mosquitos buzzing in my ear. I was like a work vortex, swirling towards unsuspecting projects before enveloping them in a twister of productivity. Oh yes, today was a good day. ILLiad? Your problems cease to exist. Stormtyper crushed your whining "Can't email" messages until they were nothing more than dust under my boots. SFX? No more will your password protected targets plague my dreams. Tonight I will sleep in peace. PEACE I TELL YOU!!! User permissions? Ha! Happy co-workers now bask in the glory of refreshed Samba directories awaiting their every command. Fear me computers! You do my bidding!

I am LEGEND. I am POWER. I am WEBMASTER.

Posted by snackeru at August 25, 2004 4:15 PM | Libraries

Comments

You are a GOOF! Cute... but still a GOOF.

Posted by: molly at August 25, 2004 7:39 PM

More proof for random drug testing at the U...

Posted by: Cheesehead Craig at August 26, 2004 8:23 AM

You dare mock the wielder of Stormtyper? Thou shall be smote shortly.

Posted by: Shane at August 26, 2004 9:20 AM

Blah Blah Blah... my big size 12 foot up your @$$

Posted by: Cheesehead Craig at August 26, 2004 11:37 AM

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